snapmyneckandcallmeloki:

Peter, on a mission with Natasha: pssst

Peter: Miss Natasha

Peter: what do you call an undercover spider?

Natasha, sighing: what?

Peter, trying not to laugh: a spy-der

Natasha:

spidertrapped:

Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-

Miles: *exists*

Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????

k-pop-gallery:

theonly-vagina-kyungsoo-will-fuk:

The 6th heart is your smile ♥

3rdeyechakra:

Is there anything y’all wanted to ask me before we all dip

iridessence:

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

lizaattwood:

bi-thor:

me when i realize that if tumblr actually shuts down i’ll have nowhere private to enjoy my hyperfixations and connect with people who share them